What The Fuck!
When posting I try to use as few expletives as possible, but there are some times when it can't be avoided. This is one of those times. So I apologize in advance (minus that first f-bomb) if you are offended.
There are very few things in life that I get worked up about. Sure things bother me and you'll know if they bother me, but its takes A LOT to get me to snap. And the stuff that gets me worked up usually seems petty to other people, but to me, its the little things that piss me off more than the big things. I don't what is wrong with people in America but it seems as though, now more then ever, are people stupid. Its one thing to be dumb as in low IQ, but its another thing when your stupidity is just a lack of common sense or common courtesy, which leads to the events of today. And today some people were lucky, because I didn't snap. But after reading the following account you will see that I was well within my own right to go off.
I've been up at school for 12 days and I had time in my schedule to do laundry. I usually wait until about 2 weeks, but then if I don't have time to do it, anything over 2 weeks turns into a hassle. So I head down, expecting a good number or people to be doing laundry and sure enough they are. There are plenty of washers and there are about half that number of dryers. It makes sense to me. At most after 12 days of being at school you should have no more than 2 "loads" and you'll learn soon enough mixing white, colors, and the such really doesn't matter. So if you use 2 washers, then you can fit those 2 loads into one dryer. Trust me, you can dry it all at the same heat. So the 2:1 ratio of washers to dryers makes since. I have no trouble getting my load washed. Yeah I only used one load. Oh god I mixed colors ands whites. Holy fuck, what was I thinking? I figured I'd have to wait a few minutes before a dryer was empty, but what unfolded was a series of events that proved the ignorance of all mankind (for the most part). And I will some the events up in a list of rules for laundry etiquette. Oh don't think that I haven't though about turning these into a sign and posting a few in the laundry room.
Attention Laundry Jackasses:
- No it is not okay, cool, acceptable, legitimate, or any of the above to use one dryer for the drying of 3 bras. It's not even cool to use one dryer for 4, 5, 6, or 7 bras. Unless you can fill a whole dryer up with bras to do a bras only dry, then put the bras in with the rest of your clothes jackass!
- When there are people waiting to use the dryers, don't, DON'T fold your clothes as you take them out of the dryer. Grab your damn clothes, put them in your fucking basket, and go to a table and fold them or wait until you get back to your room to fold them. Your clothes don't care when they're folded. Trust me, I've asked them.
- The dryers are a first come, first serve sort of deal. There is no fucking holding the dryer or saving the dryer you are using for a friend whose load will be done in the wash in a minute or two. N0, there's no saving. You see these group of people standing there for a few minutes, well they are the "line" that has formed to use the next available dryer, and guess what? Your fucking friends can just grab a spot at the end of it asshole!
- Other than that, have a great day...jackass!
It just boggles my mind that people think the above items are kosher things to do. Besides the fact that they are inconsiderate, they just show you how ridiculously fucking stupid the human race is becoming. One day its laundry, the next day its driving, and then before you know it, the whole world is just utterly stupid in all realms of life. And no when that day comes, I will not help you wipe your ass, stupid.
People are so concerned about themselves and getting what they want that they are rude and atleast appear ignorant to those of us who watch their actions. Don't be that jackass. Oh don't get me wrong, I can be an asshole, but rarely when it comes to people I don't know. Common sense and common courtesy go a long way in making the world a much happier place.
Beavers and Ducks
What's in a name? Probably not much. But where then does "Beavers and Ducks" come from? Billy Bob Thorton, playing "Terry" in the underrated movie "Bandits" utters "beavers and ducks" when he is awaken one night. Or maybe it comes from the crazy state of Oregon, where Oregon State's mascot is a beaver and the Univeristy of Oregon's mascot is a duck. No matter where the name comes from, who doesn't like beavers and ducks?


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