"Fall is here...

...and all I have to say is fuck fall. Fall I hate the fall. What bullshit. Oh the leaves change color, they change color for 2 days! Then a big wind comes and all you got are nothing but sticks for the rest of the year. And then the weather is completely nonsense. You don’t even have a proper fall coat. Nothing you wear is right. You wake up its sunny out you put a coat on, you go out you’re sweating like a pig, you take it off and then its cold, its bullshit! Suns out you’re sweating but there’s a breeze so your freezing. Its not weather its malaria! Weathers 90, its 30, its 80, its 20 and my balls cant take it…big and then small, big small big small big small. Apparently I cant have kids because my sperm are gagging."

- Lewis Black

I'm sure most of my loyal readers will get a great laugh out of the above as I celebrate (and I hope you are to) the first day of fall. So many glorius days of fall await and whenever you experience anything mentioned above, just think about how great fall really is. Here's to fall!